Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I want to be your penis for a week.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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