At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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