I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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