What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
