are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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