yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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