I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
