well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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