Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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