pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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