I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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