what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she peed on how many people?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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