i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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