If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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