I hate your face
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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