guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
No subtext here. People are naked.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
