you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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