Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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