i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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