he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He's on the porch naked. Help.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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