Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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