first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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