honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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