whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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