k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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