a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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