He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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