All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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