this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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