found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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