does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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