I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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