haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
420 ftw
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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