Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Randomize