Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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