nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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