So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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