Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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