yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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