Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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