i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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