Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I hate all girls vehemently.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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