just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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