Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
