i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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