At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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