When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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