I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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