Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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