Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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