have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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