I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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