It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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