I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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