She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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