I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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