I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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