Dual....:-)
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
As shirtless as possible
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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